It took months for Eric to work up the courage to ask Rebekah Hughes out, and now the woman of his recent dreams is gone. Kidnapped! At least that’s what Eric believes happened. It’s difficult to clearly recall recent events when you’re lying semi-conscious, bleeding in the snow. Now it’s up to Eric to rescue his new girlfriend—well, his almost-girlfriend.

In the great teeter-totter of love, Rebekah has been sitting solidly on the ground, casually ignoring the fact that Eric is dangling four feet above the sandbox. So far, his brilliant, passive approach to winning Rebekah’s love hasn’t worked—now, perhaps, his unusually daring heroics will sway her. It’s worth the trip to find out in this seriously funny, full-throttle ride into the human heart.