Diary of Two Mad Black Mormons

by Zandra Vranes and Tamu Smith

Diary of Two Mad Black Mormons

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You’ve read the title, and now you’re scratching your head, wondering if this book is for real, right?

It is. Yes, the authors are bona fide Mormons. And hilarious, too! They call themselves Sistas in Zion.

Did we mention they’ve got enough faith to move mountains? Well, they haven’t moved any mountains just yet, but that’s not stopping them from keeping right on praying and believing and knowing that the gospel of Jesus Christ is worth it.

Their unique perspective on their own diary entries will have you laughing one minute and exclaiming “Amen!” the next. They talk about personal experiences and lessons they’ve learned about relationships, sisterhood, standing up for what you believe, embracing diversity, and dealing with adversity—what being a Christian is all about.

The Sistas’ humorous and poignant outlook on life will strengthen your faith and remind you of the joy to be found in living a Christ-centered life. You’ll soon realize that the authors aren’t mad-mad—they’re crazy-mad, funny, and inspiring!


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based upon 9 reviews
Gained an inspired new perspective
By , Submitted on 2015-08-24

I avoided this book for a few weeks. I have grown up in an urban neighborhood, so I was aware of the Tyler Perry movies. Notably, the Diary of a Mad black woman. So, I didn't know what to expect when I noticed the title header. Now, that I read it I now know better. I loved that in this book it mentioned dysfunctional families with a spiritual and doctrinal twist. You know, Joseph sold into Egypt and many other notable characters that had familial drama. It made sense from that perspective to know I am not alone in how I feel about my family, but to still love the only family I will ever have. Best Book Ever!

Loved it!
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25

I've heard the Sistas radio show before so when I saw they had a book out, I knew I wanted to read it. I wanted to see how their humor would translate into the written word. Let me tell you, they are just as funny in their book as they are when you listen to them!

They start by sharing their pseudonyms of Sista Beehive (Tamu) and Sista Laurel (Zandra) and I laughed at their explanation for neither of them going by Sista Mia Maid. ("Nobody was interested in being Sista Mia Maid 'cause with maid in their name, they might get mistaken for the help.") They realize that God has taught them a lot of lessons over the years and that he's been with them through their darkest hours. The chapters are broken down into small sections, and the diary entries are written by them individually and together.

There is guaranteed laughter to be found in each chapter. The Sistas put themselves out there and their goal is to encourage others to search for and recognize the lessons and blessings in life. I love their attitudes and would love to hang out with them! They do also show a more serious side, which still manages to come across as fun. Even their "Shout Outs" (aka Acknowledgements) made me laugh. I love the advice they give at the very end and I hope there are more diary reveals from them in the future!

Enjoyable and inspiring!
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25

What a delightful book! With selections that are both insightful and charming, Sista Beehive and Sista Laurel share the lessons they have learned about the Lord and the gospel in everyday life. Sharing both thoughts and experiences about a variety of topics, Vranes and Smith provide both an entertaining and learning experience for the reader.

Topics covered include: repentance and soul-searching, standing for the right, faith, service, and relationships. I especially appreciated their openness in sharing some not so pleasant experiences and mistakes they've made, this can be hard to do without being defensive, but they do it very well.

One thing that they talk about that especially touched me was how so many people find Jesus in jail. And not just the official kind. It's so easy to make choices that put us in our own 'cells' so to speak and the only way out is with Our Savior's help. It's especially sad when we walk into these sort of consequences knowing that what we are doing is wrong or committing the same sin over and over. But thanks to the Savior who can open those cell doors, we can become free again. It's up to us whether we remain captives or not. And so the authors recommend conducting regular 'spiritual background checks' in which we look at our past and the good and bad things in our lives and make the changes that our needed, with the Savior's help.

Not only an enjoyable read, but an inspirational one as well.

Fun inspiring
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25


I did not know what to expect in this book. It is a fun, different and full of good advise. The stories are personal, funny and inspiring on different subjects like Faith, prayer, service, family relationships.

They learned from their parents, grandparents, teachers, and even their children. I loved their personal stories, and examples they shared.

It is a easy to follow book. Some of the terms are a little different but good and fun to learn. It is inspiring too.

I would read more books by Zandra Vranes & Tamu Smith based on this book.

I was given this book to read and asked in return to give honest review by Net Galley and Ensign Peak 2014

I was pleasantly surprised
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25

Ok, so when I was given this book to review I knew, just knew, that I wasn't going to like it. I'm not good at keeping a diary. I'm not mad. I'm not even black. The only thing it had going for me was the fact that I was a Mormon. So, it was with much hesitation that I cracked open this book and began reading through it. Imagine my chagrin when the very first sentence said "Oh, so y'all are just gonna judge our book by its cover!" Hahaha.... You got me! So, I read on and I was pleasantly surprised by the lessons to be learned from from the "Sista's in Zion."

Zandra Vranes and Tamu Smith a.k.a Sista Beehive and Sista Laurel met as members of Genesis. Genesis is an official auxiliary of the Latter-day Saint Church and serves as a support group for African American members, their family and their friends. Fast forward to today and now Zandra Vranes and Tamu Smith are popular multimedia personalities and the authors of the online blog -SISTASinZION.com. Their radio show focuses on the humorous aspects of faith and Mormon culture, seek to uplift, inspire, bridge religious divides, and create healthy dialogue.

This book is written as journal entries either by one sister or the other and often both. They use personal stories and experiences and relate them to gospel principles in a way that leaves you laughing and inspired. Their way of speaking is translated into this book using terms like "check yo'self" and "holla" and their method of delivering their message is very real.

By , Submitted on 2015-02-25


And I LOVE the lessons they find!

Here's one:
It's hard to stay mad once you realize that you're too blessed to be stressed."

Personal diary entries and fun blurbs of wisdom bring together their views and teach us with humor and love.

Like this lesson:

"For some of us, sometimes life gets rough enough that it feels like we're doing hard time. Each of us with a personal prison of our own, serving separate sentences, but still the same Savior. What we've learned is that you can put yourself in lockup, but God never throws away the key. Ask. Seek. Knock. He'll unlock the lessons.

Check out some of the chapter titles:

Mic Check- Is This Thing On?
Background Check
Check Yo'self Before you Wreck Yo'self
Slippery Slope
Set Your Standards High So You Can Fly
God's Got Your Back
Got A Little, Get A Lot
The First Fish Fry
Service Makes Me Nervous
Dysfunctional Families Are Forever
Hot Mess-Ipe
Bringin' The Pepper To Salt Lake
Don't Save The Drama For Mama
and a whole lot MORE!

You will soak up every word and rejoice in the Lord with a big "Hallelujah!"

Hallelujah Holla Back
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25

"God's recipe for healthy relationships is 1 part love and 70 times 7 parts forgiveness, so don't try to blame it on Him if your relationships are extra salty and gotta whole lotta beef."
To say that I loved this book would be an understatement! I LOVED this book! See what I did there? My love is more pure when it is in all caps. There was so much that I took away from this book! The first is that these ladies are HILARIOUS! And they are spiritual rock stars! Also I really, really would love to be their friend. Can I be a Sista, please?! So I will write a couple of my favorite parts below but if you have an hour or two don't you dare deprive yourself of this book! I'm pretty excited to share it with everyone...oddly enough the first person I instantly want to send it to is my own sister! Leishy Lou this one is one you will be reading...no options given...it's a must! ;D
Thank you for such a fun book my dear Sistas'!!
Hallelujah Holla Back,

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S! Real situations with a bunch of humor!
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25

"Diary of Two Mad Black Mormons".......from pink slippers to front porches, this book is hilarious! The Sistas had me laughing out loud! The experiences they share are down to earth, real experiences and the details have you laughing, and relating to them at the same time. Some experiences were difficult, but they put humor in it. Wouldn't it be amazing if we looked at all of our trials with a little bit of humor. What a happier world this would be. They are true examples of standing firm in their beliefs and standards. Stories they shared are simple truths we all know of, from telling the truth, honoring thy parents, and keeping the word of wisdom, and how to keep our relationships strong. I absolutely loved this book! There was a connection as I read that made me feel like we truly are sisters living in Zion together, sharing the same trials and triumphs as others do, and they shed light and humor making me realize that we aren't alone in our trials. Others experience them too. This was also an eye opener that I need to do better, well lets say, start up on my journal writing again, so I will have stories of strength and faith to share with others. Can't wait for book two! There will be a book two, right? Cuz I'ma sure there's more "business" to share that we can learn from. Love Ya Sistas!

Speaking to the LORD like HE speaks to me....all up in my FACE!
By , Submitted on 2015-02-25

Thank you Tamu and Zandra for putting your experiences on paper...where us normal folks can relate. I related so well to the writing style as God speaks to us all but I know he speaks to me differently...HE has already told me I am going to have "a POTMENT outside of heaven". He has to have special conversations with me while I am 'checking' in all of the righteous folks. He talks to me on a daily basis...and I love it!! This is why your book was so "REAL" and plain...like the lessons the LORD sends us on a daily basis. If we just 'listen' and 'look inside ourselves' we can have a good relationship with the Master. Your book was another testament to those relationships with the Master.
The book was a delightful, interesting and captivating read. I purchased several copies for friends and they have not been disappointed.

About the Author

Zandra Vranes and Tamu Smith

Zandra Vranes and Tamu Smith are popular multimedia personalities and the authors of the online blog -SISTASinZION.com. Zandra (Sista Laurel) and Tamu (Sista Beehive) also host a weekly online radio program, Sistas in Zion Radio. Their media identities, which focus on humorous aspects of faith and Mormon culture, seek to uplift, inspire, bridge religious divides, and create healthy dialogue. Zandra and Tamu are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter--day Saints. They enjoy the fact that their Christian values and their work coincide. Their lives are blessed by amazing family and friends. Zandra is thankful for her boo, the love of her life. Tamu enjoys spending time with her husband of twenty years and their six wonderful kids.

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